Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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