What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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