I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Shame - the story of my life.
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