i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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