I cockslap morals
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
you mean i was at the winter classic?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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