my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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