I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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