They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Randomize
