Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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