your room smells of hookers.
And success
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
