It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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