so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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