sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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