How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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