We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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