I want to stick my p in your. b.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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