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(818): View more from California

And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.

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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.

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(540): View more from Virginia

you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"

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(719): View more from Colorado

Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.

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(940): View more from Texas

Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?

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(773): View more from Illinois

I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it

(773): View more from Illinois

It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks

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(936): View more from Texas

Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.

(936): View more from Texas

Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!

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