Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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