Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Woke up backwards on a recliner
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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