gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
