brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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