My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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