That's intense
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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