Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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