I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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