I wanna passion pit in your ass
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Two words: nipple clamps
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