doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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