I heard we made out
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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