u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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