Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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