I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Terrible idea I love it
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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