cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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