I need help removing her.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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