how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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