yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Randomize
