I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Dicks are not precious.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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