I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
i used baking grease as lip gloss
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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