I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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