Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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