Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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