I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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