I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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