brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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