So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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