Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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