Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
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