I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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