I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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