what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
BRING THE BAGELS
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
