we're blogging at a bar
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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