Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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