My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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