she looked like the before picture.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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