You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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