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And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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