He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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